[Russian]What's wrong with you? What kind of sick bastard goes to the animal shelter then the strip club? Do you know what kind of ideas that gives a woman, walking into the middle of their pole dance with a kitten under your arm? For future reference, I stayed at the strip club until last call, then I picked up the fucking cat ( Read more... )

I have lost my cat today.

Hopefully this meets any post quota.

The more often I do business with publishers, the more I am convinced they are deaf.

I think it may be an excellent career path for some of our less acclaimed English students.

С Днем Рождения.

[happy birthday]

[Russian]

What the fuck is this?!

Good morning, братьев и сестер. I have made dinner arrangements. L’Oranger at 6:30. This will be acceptable?

[brother and sister]

[Lev Vsevolodovich Ivanov][Mariya Vsevolodovna Ivanova][Alice Valmont][Rolan Durante ( Read more... )

[German]

Answer me.

(subject continued: [PM: Yu Hua Chen], [PM: Sharifa Ashraf], [PM: Ravel Hawksley], [PM: Kazuki Lyon], [PM: Kaspar Levanovich Ivanov])

Will you have dinner with me?

[Russian] She's going to divorce me.